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April 15, 2008

Katahdin Lodge and Camps of Patten, Maine In 1969

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 2:15 am

Katahdin Lodge and Camps of Patten, Maine In 1969

Look at all that front lawn I had to mow down there
at Katahdin Lodge and Camps.

Anytime Finley Clarke’s Nephew, that’d be me, David Robert Crews, was living and working at Finley’s Katahdin Lodge and Camps, David was the Lodge’s sole grass cutter and weed whacker.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

And my Uncle Finley and his wife, my Aunt Martha, both completely agreed with me.

In November of 1968, I moved, from where I grew up in Dundalk, Maryland, a Baltimore County suburb of Baltimore City, to Katahdin Lodge of Patten, Maine, to begin living and working at the Lodge. In effect exchanging the crowded, industrialized sights, sounds and smells of suburban sprawl for the quiet, sometimes gentle/sometimes harsh, natural beauty and fresh air of the heavily forested, sparsely populated Katahdin Valley.

The very first time I had entered that wide, rolling, deep green, mountain and valley landscape, was during summer vacation of 1966. I was a 16 year old passenger in my father’s car. Dad, my mother, younger sister, cousin Nelson and I were on our way, up from Maryland, to spend a week at the hunting lodge my Uncle Finley, my mother’s younger brother and my father’s best friend, had bought the year before. We were driving about 6 miles south of the Lodge, when I was blessed with my first full, sweeping look from the northern Appalachian Mountains to our left, then back across Rural Route 11 and out across the wide, rolling Katahdin Valley to our right.

I felt the very soul of me expand. Powerfully. Outwards in all directions around our moving car. With such a secure warmth, that I can not fully express. Something previously unknown to me, from deep inside of my living spirit, reached out and embraced the countryside. It instantly mingled all in amongst the multitudes of tall, healthy green trees. Then slid back inside of me.

For the first time in my life, it felt like I had finally arrived at home.

I had found my most comfortable place on earth. I was destined to love that sweet, rough section of God’s Country, more than anyplace else I have ever been.

Which is why, at the end of Thanksgiving Day Week of November 1968, after my father and I had spent that week at the Lodge, I accepted my Uncle Fin and Aunt Marty’s request that I stay there at Katahdin Lodge to live with and work for them, instead of going back home to Baltimore to join the US Merchant Marines, as I had told everyone in my family that I was planning on doing.

I graduated from Dundalk High School on June 5, 1968, and had planned on joining the Merchant Marines before my official Army draft notice came. That way, I could not be drafted into the US Army, trained as an infantryman and sent to die in Vietnam. At that time in our nation’s history, most young Americans thought that all military draftees were sent to Vietnam as infantrymen. And that few ever returned home fully alive.

In November of ‘68, I figured that I had about another year before my draft notice arrived in the mail. So I stayed at Katahdin Lodge, and my father drove back home to the Baltimore suburbs alone.

And I experienced my first wintertime in northern Maine.

Eventually, after a great winter spent at Katahdin Lodge, with my Uncle Fin and Aunt Marty, a few paying lodge guests, along with plenty enough of the finest kind of Mainers, especially the country girls, and after doing a whole lotta’ snowmobile riding, but mostly doing a whole lotta’ hard, often dangerous physical labor, I became a Registered Maine Guide–who specialized in guiding bear hunters.

I was the right man for the job.

Especially when it came time for keeping the Lodge’s roofs, walkways, parking areas and large horseshoe shaped driveway shoveled or plowed free from the record snowfall of the winter of 1968-69 and for keeping the Lodge’s substantial, rocky lawns mowed and looking good.

All through my teenage years, while still living in Dundalk, I had shoveled neighborhood sidewalks and driveways, and had mowed and trimmed neighborhood lawns for money.

My way of viewing doing that work was similar to how some other young men view being on an organized football team.

Participating whole heartedly in football practice and playing football games is a very physically, mentally and emotionally demanding challenge. And in order to be, and feel, successful, and to win any games, football players must love ‘tackling’ those multiple layers of challenges. They must also learn to understand and respect their opponents.

You already know that mowing lawns or shoveling snow can also be a very physically, mentally and emotionally demanding challenge. Many teens, especially today’s computer dependent teens, do not want to mow any lawns or shovel anything at all around their house, or anybody else’s. Other teens love working out in gyms and being on sports teams. The average kid thinks of lawn mowing and snow shoveling as being a serious, frustrating hassle. But I approached it from a different angle.

I thought of it all as, “How can I understand the varying challenges of each individual mowing or shoveling job, in order to do each job the easiest and most efficient way, while setting and maintaining a steady pace at working that neither drains my energy and strength too quickly, nor takes me too long? And I want to evenly exercise and strengthen my body as much as possible. But, I must respect my own abilities and limitations, and weigh them against the various degrees of difficulty that each job possesses.”

When lawn mowing, I started each lawn by first looking the yard all over, and figuring out how to make the most of the terrain along with the layout of typical yard objects like a swimming pool and a birdbath. It was the challenge of creating a geometric mowing pattern that allowed me to git-’er-done right. A pattern to be used every time I mowed that lawn. I always wanted to make as many passes as possible with the mower facing in the same direction, with the cut grass blowing out from under the mower only one time–to avoid building up too much cut grass under the mower. That meant pulling the mower backwards almost as many times as pushing it forwards. Which also exercised my body more evenly. I have never seen any other old or young mowing pro doing this. I guarantee you that most power lawn mowers cut the same going in either direction. You can use that technique on the fussiest of folk’s lawns, and it will look just fine.

But it also means having the common sense to realize that bagging cut grass and putting it out for the trash man to collect is asinine. Because you are taking natural fertilizer away and wasting it. I ask you, so what if a little bit of cut grass gets dragged into your house? It won’t kill you or cause cancer in your offspring, but the chemical fertilizers you may use on your lawns can kill by causing cancerous type medical conditions.

For shoveling snow, first I see if the walk or driveway is lower at one end. I always start at the lower end, no matter how slight the angle of the grade is, because it allows for you to not have to reach as far as in reaching downhill with the shovel, and each shovelful will be lifted up a slightly shorter distance. Each snowfall is either dry and light, or wet and heavy, to varying degrees, so I find out how heavy each shovelful of snow feels. I scoop up the same basic amount of snow in each shovelful and set a pace and rhythm that is akin to the rhythm of old time field hand laborers’ work songs.

Everything I did to mow or shovel like I have told you counts towards a better outcome, like shaving fractions of ounces off of football players’, heavy, protective gear by using lighter, space age materials when making the helmets and padding. The lighter the gear, the faster and further the players can run. And by coming up with separate strategies, ‘running different patterns’, for each mowing or shoveling situation, it was even more like playing a football game against each and every shaggy lawn or snow covered sidewalk and driveway job that I ‘tackled’.

Ya’ see what I mean by comparing playing football to mowing and shoveling? It is similar. Unfortunately, mowing and shoveling don’t earn ya’ any cheers from a crowd of spectators, no scholarships are awarded, and there’s no ego boosting or busting attention from the media. But mowing or shovelling still isn’t the terrible and unpleasant chore that most kids think it is. It is all about how you view the challenges and overcome them.

After a good snow in Dundalk, when you walked down the street I grew up on, Dunmanway, you could usually tell which sidewalks I had shoveled. My shoveling jobs were almost always wider and straighter than any other sidewalks on the block. When I finished up mowing and trimming a lawn, it looked neat and tidy. I couldn’t stand the sight of any blades of grass sticking up above the rest. It all had to be cut and trimmed to a reasonably even level.

It simply makes good sense to me to do the job right. And that personal maxim made me a good employee of my Uncle Finley’s, because Fin fully personified that work ethic–every working day of his life.

While I was growing up, my parents had provided me with plenty enough clothing, other necessities of life, toys, model car kits, and then, as I passed age 14, Rock and Roll record albums became my preferred Christmas and birthday presents. My father worked in steel mills most of his life, and my mother usually had a good part time job. My entire extended family lived quite well enough, just about right in the middle of the American middle class.

But I wanted to purchase certain items that my parents could not afford. So I started my own little lawn care and snow shoveling business.

The Baltimore area does not receive a lot of snowfall each winter, but it was enough for me to earn maybe a hundred to a hundred and twenty bucks a winter. That snow shoveling business of mine allowed me to afford plenty of model car building kits (AMT Three In One Kits), record albums and some clothes.

Then all through the spring, summer and into the fall, the money from my lawn care work flowed into my bank account mighty darned good and steadily. Sometimes it garnered me better average hourly wages than those of the Bethlehem Steel Mill and Chevrolet Plant employees whose lawns I mowed.

Using a power mower is one of my all time favorite forms of exercise and outdoors activities. I kid you not.

After my body had matured enough to be nearly through the personal trials and tribulations of passing through puberty, and my brain had begun to achieve some solid degree of common sense and job site safety sensibilities, and I had grown strong enough to mow my family’s large 100 x 60 foot yard, with a gas powered lawn mower, my father never had to tell me when to mow the yard. I did it because I was naturally compelled to pitch in and help take care of our home, it’s good exercise and it paid well.

From the time that I was 12 or 13, until I moved away from my childhood home, our lawn there on Dunmanway never went for more than a week and a half without me cutting and trimming it to near perfection. It felt so good. And dad paid fair wages too.

After our lawn was done, I went on and mowed and trimmed other neighborhood family’s yards for more money.

I can’t stand self-propelled mowers. They don’t actually make the work any easier. And my well honed, sculptor-style technique of mowing requires unapposing, fully dexterous control of the mowing machine at all times.

My all-time favorite lawn mower was a gas powered Lawn Boy, with a 15-inch blade. That little buddy and I could git’er done. We worked well together, through most of my teen years.

Now, when using a 15 incher, the smallest sized power mower blade I have ever known of, you have to make more passes on a lawn. But anything with a blade over 18 inches wide is too big and bulky for my personal, particular mowing technique. I’d rather zip right along with a lighter 15 or 18 inch mower, but do more zigs and zags, then to push a heavier, lunky darn 20 to 24 incher along for fewer, but slower and much sweatier zigs and zags. It seems that everybody else in America believes that the wider the mower blade, the quicker and easier they can mow a lawn, but that just ain’t so. I know, because I’m an old pro.

Never had a power lawn trimmer either, and I’ve rarely ever used one. I do most of the trimming with the mower. That’s why I prefer smaller bladed, lighter mowers that are not self propelled. They’re easier to maneuver up against fences, above ground swimming pools and buildings. For me, them old timey scissor lookin’ hand clippers were the right tool for doing any small amounts of trimming that I couldn’t get done with a mower.

But I was younger and much more supple at the time.

Today, ten minutes work with a pair of those hand clippers, and I’d end up hobbling towards my medicine cabinet, with a screamin’ sacroiliac steadily reminding me that those manual tool lawn care days of mine ended when my lower back was operated on.

Yeah, I know, I’m older, overweight and I get in the way sometimes, of those Spanish dudes who do the lawn care work for this rental townhouse and apartment complex I live in.

But I’m still gonna’ tell you that my personal motto, concerning lawn mowing, has always been that the job isn’t done until the sidewalks and driveways are swept clean.

I hate everything about them thar’ new fangled, ear splitting, lung burning, back breaking, heavy darned gas powered leaf blowing machines. It is much easier and more peaceful to use a simple ol’ broom to sweep the grass clippings off sidewalks and driveways–if you’ll accept my opinion of it.

In my younger days, I mowed a lot of grass in Maryland and in Maine. I actually enjoyed it. But there was one humongous difference between mowing lawns in Maryland and mowing lawns in Maine:

THAT FRIGGIN FOUR FOOT THICK CLOUD OF MAINE BLACKFLIES, MOSQUITOES AND NO-SEE-UMS STEADILY SWARMING ALL AROUND MY BUG BATTERED HEAD!!!!

All I can say here is, “Praise the Lord and pass the Old Woodsman Bug Dope”.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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What Not To Do When Dating A Bush Pilot’s Daughter

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 2:09 am

The Katahdin Valley and onto the Appalachian Mountains

I shot this photograph in July 1969, when I was a passenger in the rear seat of my buddy Bobby’s little two seater, bush pilot’s plane. That groovy little ol’ hedge hopper didn’t have lights or a radio.

The shot is looking westward over Rural Route 11, about seven miles north of Patten, Maine, in Penobscot County. It is about three miles south of Katahdin Lodge. We are flying due north into Moro Plantation, Aroostook County.

We are looking out into 90 miles of the Great North Woods. It’s all thick forest land with a few woods roads here and there, until you reach Canada.

Today, there are well maintained snowmobile and ATV trails traveling all through that deep, delightful forest. I’d sure like to get back up there and ride those trails. You can easily reach them from Katahdin Lodge’s front yard. I mean doorya’d.

One Saturday evening in August 1969, around sundown, I was with Bobby’s daughter Barbara, my steady girlfriend, parkin’ and sparkin’ out in back of a potato field, when Bobby flew over us at treetop level.

Now that’ll grab y’ur attention!

Bobby often went up for short flights of that nature just before dusk got dark. He also usually took a passenger along for the ride. His most frequent flying companions were his good wife Jean, my Uncle Finley, or the Maine Guide whom I guided bear hunters with at Katahdin Lodge, Gary Glidden.

Luckily for Barb and I, we were merely just sparkin’ and not burnin’ up the bench seat in the cab of that pick up truck.

My sweet little munchkins and I were out on our usual Saturday night date. And that generally kicked off with a movie in Patten at the old converted opera house. Sheesh it was hard to find a seat there without busted springs biting your butt. I can’t recall one darned detail about that building, but it was definitely just about ready for the wrecking ball. They showed a movie there once every Friday night, and then repeated it once on Saturday night. It was all geared for young teenagers. Weren’t no adults willing to put up with that wild crew in there. The show was more about congenial, boisterous, adolescent horseplay than it was about the movie.

Barbara and I maintained a well planned and proven m.o., our modus operandi, for our Saturday dates.

Her younger siblings went to the show every Saturday. They were too young to be riding around in cars and acting wild with other kids yet, and the movie house was the only other entertainment around on most weekend nights.

Our m.o. was go to the movie for at least a half hour, make sure her brother and sister spotted us there, then we high tailed it for the door. We exited the former opera house and entered the world of teenage drivers in Patten, Maine. That consisted off a whole lot of riding around the wide open countryside for miles and miles then going parkin’ in the moonlight.

The Saturday we got caught parkin’ by her papa-in-a-plane, I had gotten off work earlier than usual, so I picked up Barbara earlier than usual. That meant we had some time to kill, until the movie house opened. So we rode around out in the country for a little while. But I was in need of some rest from driving, because guiding bear hunters entails driving an average of 80 to 90 miles a day. That’s the only reason we stopped and parked in the potato field at that particular time.

But I do declare to you that we did not really get to parkin’ heavy. That was for after the show and way after it got dark.

Wow! I’m hearing things!

While I’m writing this, I am experiencing audio flashbacks of the distinct bwurrrhherrrring sound of Bobby’s single engine plane straining to hop back up over the treeline of the potato field; after he had swooped down below treetop level in the adjacent field looking to spot any deer, moose, bear or other critters who were just strolling out from their daytime sleeping quarters for a night of harvesting their groceries.

Most mammals in Maine eat breakfast at dusk, work the night shift, eat dinner at dawn, and then peacefully snooze all day.

So anyways, here comes Bobby’s plane!

And here’s how it went down there in the pick up truck:

Barb and I, more or less in unison, “What’s that sound I hear? Turn down the radio. Look over there! It’s your/my father! Oh crap! Oh no! Who’s that in the back seat?”

Barb, “It must be my mother! It has to be! I know it’s her! Can you see ‘er?”

A mighty shook up me, “I bet it’s my uncle in the back seat! Oh man!!”

Barb, “He’s comin around behind us. What’ll we do? What’ll we do? That’s my mom in there, I know it, I know it, that’s my mom in there. She’s gonna kill me!”

Me, “Maybe it’s Gary. Oh man I hope it’s Gary!”

Barb, “I’ll be grounded for a month. She’s gonna kill me!”

Me again, “If it’s Finley, I’ll never hear the end of it.”

Barb, “If it’s my mother, NEITHER ONE OF US ARE EVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF IT!”

My maturing, young 19 year old vocal chords were yankin’ tight and twangy like four pound test fishing filament being used to pull a truck out of a ditch. My voice was taking on a strangely higher pitch, when I said, “He’s waving at us! Oh my gahhhd. He could see right in here on us. Good thing we wasn’t doin nuthin.”

It sure was a “good thing we wasn’t doing nuthin,” because from where I was sitting in the cab of the truck Bobby and I could see each other’s faces so well I clearly saw that he was laughing at as.

But neither Barb nor I had one iota of a clear clue as to who was in the plane’s back seat. The rear side window was too small and the rear seat set too far back for us to see who was in there. But Bobby didn’t come back for a second helping of teenage angst. He certainly was eating it up on that first fly-by though.

I cranked up that Chevy truck and headed straight to the old opera house. We stayed for the entire movie that night. After the movie, we made sure to speak to her brother and sister. Well, she yelled at one of ‘um for throwing the rest of their popcorn at the other one. Barb was, after all, their older teenage sister, and it’s rare to get anything but a bunch of yellin’ out of your slightly older teen sister.

Then we two scared love birds drove to the Clam Shop up the street, and got something to drink and eat. We rode around some after eating, but we never drove out past the town limits. All the parkin’ spots were outside of town. No matter. The mood had passed.

That was some scary night, especially when I took her home after our date. We were at her family’s mudroom door 15 minutes early; it was 10:45 PM, instead of the usual 20-30 minutes late, for Barbara’s 11 PM curfew. But not a soul was stirring inside the house. They were all in bed already. We were quietly perplexed and thoroughly subdued.

A little goodnight kiss and off I went–to slowly drive up the North Road to the Lodge, to face my Uncle Finley and Aunt Martha.

Had Bobby been there waiting for me at his house, and had he punched me in my face and knocked me down in the dirt, as I had expected him to do, there would have been nothing I could have done. But apologize for what had happened.

Then drive up to the Lodge to pack my bags and leave.

Not only was Bobby a tough little, top-notch Maine woodsman, who could have easily whupped my young, suburban bred keyster, Bobby was one of Finley’s best friends. If Bobby had gotten angry at me, he would have gotten angry at Finley too. Then Fin and Marty would have been angry at me. Plus the whole Town of Patten would have turned against me.

So it’s a darned good thing for me that my buddy Bobby had a great sense of humor.

On most Saturday nights, I hung out in Patten or rode around the countryside with friends and buddies, until 2 AM or so. I hung out with other young men who were old enough to stay out that late, but who were still unmarried. We could even drink beer there without fear of any hassles. But vehicular accidents and a better understanding of alcoholism and how it progresses ended that open tolerance of underage and public drinking in Patten a long time ago.

I usually drove Rt. 11 from Patten to the Lodge at 10-15 MPH over the 50 MPH speed limit; but that night I just puttered along doing 45 MPH or so. But when I pulled into the Lodge’s driveway, nobody was awake there either.

Now I had to try to get some sleep. It wasn’t easy. And the morning wake up was even rougher. But I had to mosey on in and eat breakfast with everyone there.

I ate a quiet, uneventful breakfast with Fin, Marty and some of the Lodge’s paying bear hunters.

Still nothing said. Man o’ day! What to do?

When Finley Kenneth Clarke got pissed at somebody, he rarely held his anger in or allowed the offending pissee, whomever they may be, to get away scott free. So I knew that he hadn’t been in his good friend Bobby’s plane the previous evening.

I picked up the Sunday newspaper and headed for the mass of comic strips in the funny section. I needed some cheering up.

I couldn’t really read or concentrate on anything well enough to even understand what was going on in the drawings of the comic strips. My psyche was effectively dissolving into the mystery of the plane’s back seat passenger, and what was going to happen when Fin got wind of the ‘wildlife’ scene that Bobby and his passenger had spotted, when they were up there spotting wild game from the air.

Then Gary Glidden stops by at the Lodge.

Gary was rarely ever there on a Sunday, except when harvested bears from the Saturday hunt had to be skinned.

Fin was a bona fide workaholic. He suffered from PTSD that came from him fighting on the front lines of the Korean War. He earned a Silver Star and more. One symptom of PTSD is furious, marathon, perfectionist style workaholism. He often did some kind of work around the Lodge for at least a half day on Sundays.

Gary had gotten himself drafted into one of those Sunday projects once, so he rarely showed himself at the Lodge on Sundays. Can’t blame ‘im, he only got Sundays off.

As was expected by all who knew that, Gary said that he wasn’t staying long enough to sit down. And he didn’t accept the offered cup of coffee. You could see that he was in a jolly good frame of mind. He was steadily smiling harder, wider and taller than was his norm. He was talking more energetically than normal too. His arms and hands moving quickly to the beat of his conversation.

All the while, I was stealthily peeking past the newspaper, whilst tuned into all that Gary was saying and doing. Fear, of the words “plane” or “Bobby” or “Barbara” or “David” coming out of Gary’s mouth, had my mouth dry, and my teeth worried.

I was worried all over.

As I sat there doing my best version of a b-movie hotel detective sitting in the hotel lobby watching everybody and everything from behind a wide spread newspaper, my very good friend Gary simply eagle-eye peered over the crowd of people sitting or standing around the Lodge’s long, wooden dining room table, and he had simply grinned at me. The hugest, most soul shaking grin I ever had aimed in my direction. A very expansive grin, which was very unnerving to me.

It was obvious that Gary had been in the back seat of Bobby’s plane on the prior evening. And that the guldang-sun-’uv-an-oar had stopped by just to let me know it.

What a rub that was.

Who coulda’ passed up the chance to do something like that?

Gary had done it in the spirit of close, pure friendship, though.

You see something so rib-splitting hilarious as what Bobby and Gary had swooped down upon, during the previous evening, and you simply have to make the most of it.

I never thought of this before: Those two guys must have practically been bouncing around the insides of the plane, due to them laughing so hard their ribs nearly busted open.

Gary, Bobby and I had had some good laughs together.

Gary and I had worked together for a lot of hours. Numerous times, we had tracked wounded bears together, often at night. And we never carried any firearms, because 100% wild Maine Black Bears always avoid humans.

I have tracked wounded bears at night by myself; more than ten times; less than twenty times.

Bobby was the Lodge’s plumber, and I was his assigned helper, when he needed one up there. One time Bobby and I worked together all day long, while crawled up under a back bedroom that was not built over the cellar of the Lodge’s main building and only had about a three foot high crawl space under it. And crawl a lot that day we did. Bobby let me know that he appreciated me sticking with him all through that dirty job.

Bobby said, “I figured that a city kid like you would be off somewhere goofing off every chance you got.”

The reason he said that was, because he had stayed under there in the dirt, every time I was sent to fetch tools or plumbing supplies from his work truck, as he required them. He was surprised that I always came right back, crawled right on back in under the building, with a healthy smile on my face, and got right back into the job and funny conversation that we kept going the whole time.

Bobby’s family had spent many a Sunday afternoon visiting at the Lodge. We all knew each other and our families.

I can take a joke, and if those two champeen’ friends of mine, Bobby and Gary, had one on me, so be it.

I’m chuckling mildly about it right now myself.

Gary was my friend–genuine and trustworthy. He never told Finley what he had seen from the plane. On that worried Sunday of mine in Maine, after Gary had hit me hard with that grin, he left without mentioning a word about the plane ride to anyone.

But it wasn’t time for me to relax a little yet, sitting there in the Lodge’s dining room on my Sunday off.

I had no idea of who else knew about the prior evening’s bush pilot and potato field incident, besides my champeen’ friends Bobby and Gary.

The phone could ring any second with Barbara’s mother, Jean, at the other end. She and my Aunt Martha, were best friends, until Marty died. Jean and Marty woulda’ been far too much for me to deal with, if they came after me in anger. I’d have been done for at Katahdin Lodge, for sure.

After an uninterrupted, peaceful lunch, the only thing to do was to keep my usual Sunday date with Barbara for a drive somewhere in the beautiful Katahdin Valley.

I drove down to the Barb’s house, with tremendous trepidation tickling my innards.

I walked into the house, from through the mudroom door.

In the kitchen, Barb’s mother said a normal, pleasant hello to me, as she continued preparing their usual big Sunday supper.

Then, bravely, but a might bit meekishly, I eased on in towards their living room, where Bobby was sitting and reading the Sunday paper.

Ol’ Bobby dropped his newspaper down a few inches, looked up at me with a great, wide, glowing grin on his face and said, “Well hellooo theah Dave, ya been in any potato fields lately?”

And that was it!

I never heard a word about it from Barbara’s mother.

But miracle of miracles, in the normally faster-than-a-radio-signal small town gossip circuit, it took two weeks before Finley finally heard about it. That was because Gary, Bobby and Jean were protecting me from Finley’s war time PTSD instilled brand of anger.

But Bobby and Gary each had to eventually tell someone else the story. So they told a sister or brother, a cousin or friend in town, and that is how it finally made its way to Finley. It was just too freakin’ hilarious for them to keep to themselves. Can’t blame ‘um for that.

When Fin found out, he really rubbed it into me. And for a several weeks running, every new group of bear hunters heard about it sometime during the week.

It sure was embarrassing for me at the time, but it’s one of the best memories of Maine that I have today.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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Patten, Maine With It’s Main Street Being Repaired and Repaved circa 1967

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 2:00 am

In order for you to understand what my Northern Maine Adventures truly meant to an eighteen-year-old, Baltimore area, suburban kid you must know a little about where I lived, and what my life was like, just before I moved to Maine.

Throughout this new series of blog posts, pages from “The World’s First Digital Coffee Table Book,” I am telling both northern Maine and Baltimore, Maryland area based, 1968-69 era, fact filled, fun filled historical stories.

For those good reasons, I am going to show you a photo of “downtown” Patten, Maine and a photo of “downtown” Dundalk, Maryland. The photos were taken 40 years apart, but neither downtown area has changed very much during those 40 years.

Main St. Patten Maine

Compare the above digital, JPEG file copy of my photo of downtown Patten, Maine circa 1967, with the different JPEG file copy of the same photo that is below this text. The above copy is as good as I can do with digital photograph enhancements.

I am sufficiently experienced and fully capable at custom hand printing photographs in a photographic “wet” lab, but I have no digital photography experience. I need to learn digital photography.

The JPEG copy above shows the lower half of the Patten photo best, with fairly discernible detail in the street and sidewalk areas of the photo. The copy below displays the potential for great looking clouds in a digital, full customization of the photo. I am not speaking about over enhancing, adding anything to or faking anything for a final, really nice digital file version of the photo. I simply desire to bring the late 1960s, historic, subject matter, along with its interesting details seen in the photograph, out past the limitations of those two current JPEG files of it. So that we can all enjoy seeing the history much better.

These two JPEG files were created from a print that was copied from an older print, which was developed by my neighborhood, now long gone, Stansbury Pharmacy photo service; and that older print was printed from a negative that had been exposed using a cheap, little Kodak Instamatic Camera.

Patten Maine
Nah’ folks, there really wasn’t a dirt road going through Patten, Maine, circa 1967, when the photo was taken. Main Street was being dug up, repaired and repaved.

They had to dig so deep down under where the surface of the tar topped street had been because there used to be whole logs embedded under it all across the entire center of town there. Whole logs had been installed back in the olden days, to provide road support. I believe I heard it was an aggravating engineering mistake of bone shaking proportions from the 1800s. In wintertime, frost “heaves” up anything solid that is under any tar topped road surface up there in northern Maine. Consequently, every winter, it became unbearably bumpy when driving through town, until the street work shown in those two photos was completed.

Dundalk Village Shopping Center

This is a recent photo of Dundalk Village Shopping Center, in Maryland. This street is Shipping Place. It is the “Main Street” in the neighborhood where I grew up, and where I live today.

You can see that Dundalk’s main street has similarities to Main Street in Patten. Both commercial districts have about the same amount of retail space, with apartments above some of the stores. It’s just that Dundalk has all of its retail/residential buildings on one side of its main street.

On the other side of Shipping Place there is the small Veteran’s Park, in two separate sections; also, over there is the Dundalk-Patapsco Neck Historical Society Museum; and the Dundalk Post Office is on that side of the street too.

When I was taking that photo of downtown Patten, the Patten Post Office was to the right and somewhere behind me. But Patten doesn’t need any parks, because it is surrounded by miles and miles of farms and woodlands.

In 1969, when most of the photos on this web site were taken, and when most of my written stories about my adventures in Maine took place, the “downtown” areas of both Dundalk and Patten were very lively places of retail commerce. They were very sociable, small American towns. Friendly places where local teenagers had good times hanging out a lot, but did not cause too much trouble. So when I moved from Maryland to Maine, Dundalk’s small town type of lifestyle helped me to fit right in up there in Patten.

If you would like to see more photos of Dundalk, Md., click on this link for Photo Albums of David Robert Crews on Photocamel.com. There is a Dundalk, and a Maine, photo album on there. The full extent of my photography talents are well represented, in eight photo albums, at the other end of that link.

During 1970-71, I was a US Army photographer. Photos and stories from that part of my life are on my two blogs An American GI On Okinawa In 1970-71 and also Lieutenant T. Gordan Barber and The Stolen Marine Corps Property. But I was not an active photographer again until 1999.

From around 1999 to 2003, I was a part time photography student at Dundalk Community College. I had full use of the black and white and color photo “wet” labs at DCC. The labs were top-of-the-line; the instructors and lab aids were fully competent at their professions.

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, the digital photography revolution is winning a modernization war against film photography; and the terms of surrender for old-time film photographers, like me, is that most wet labs must be shut down. The DCC wet labs I worked in are two of those defeated former bastions of film based photography.

The guy who ran the DCC photo labs, Mark Trojan, is my age, and we have much in common. For one, he and I each attended a 1972 Pink Floyd concert at the acoustically perfect Lyric Opera House in Baltimore, separately, we did not meet until 1999 at DCC, but our memories of that stupendous Pink Floyd concert are nearly-exactly the same. Mark kept a rockin’ little ol’ stereo system in the photo lab’s central, lighted work space. He and I both own large libraries of recorded music, which are quite similar. That all boils down to I did a lot of hard, successful work in those wet labs and had a truly great time at it.

There are photographs of Maine and Mainers and me on here that were scanned from 8×10 photographs, which I custom hand printed in the DCC wet labs, from 1968-69 era negatives.

If anyone is interested in paying to use any of my photographs for commercial purposes, know that some of my photos are capable of looking a whole lot crispier through the magic of multiple ones and zeros. Some need digital help, but most are excellent as they are.

You can contact me at: ursusdave at yahoo dot com

I am chomping at the bit to go full digital with my photography and to learn how to do custom digital work on the old photographs on this blog.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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My Father Leaving Katahdin Lodge In November 1968, My Plan Was To Leave With Him, But I Stayed To Live and Work There

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:48 am
My father at Katahdin Lodge November 1968

This shot was taken at the end of a fantastic week-long stay at my uncle’s hunting lodge in Maine. It was Thanksgiving Day Week of 1968. That good-lookin-like-me fellow there is my father. Dad is getting ready to go back to our home town of Dundalk, Maryland, a Baltimore County suburb of Baltimore City.

I had planned on going back home with him, and then joining the U.S. Merchant Marines. That way the U.S. military couldn’t draft me and send me to Vietnam.

But I am staying there in Maine to work for and live with my Aunt Martha and Uncle Finley K. Clarke, at their Katahdin Lodge and Camps in Aroostook County. They desperately needed manpower to help operate their business, and I was it.

At first, I had my bags all packed up and in the station wagon there. We were all exchanging heart felt so-longs and see-ya-laters, when Fin and Marty launched into psy-ops type maneuvers and manipulations that were designed to keep me there. They promised me use of their vehicles for my spending lots of time in town enjoying the finest kind of country-kid style fun and games; the food was always good and plentiful on Marty’s dining room table; and then they said, “You like riding the snowmobiles, think of all the fun you’ll have doing that.”

That were all she wrote, so to speak. I yanked my suitcases back out from the Ford wagon there, and the rest is history, as they say.

For Dad and I, that Thanksgiving Week was a greatest time of our lives. It was the last week of deer hunting season. But I hadn’t become interested in big game hunting yet. I was there for the country girls and good times with all them wonderful teenage Mainer kids up in that part of God’s Country.

Around Katahdin Lodge, during that week in late November of ‘68, it was said that my father, Bob, went out to hunt four legged deer during the day, and his son, David, went out to hunt two legged dear at night.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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The Mailman’s Beautiful Daughter

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:44 am

I'm Second From The Left and Right Where I Wanted To Be

L to R:L to R: The mailman’s daughter; lucky me; Jughead McCarty’s girlfriend; Arnie Ballard; and Deanna Caldwell–who was my first steady girlfriend up there.

I’m second from the left and right where I wanted to be.

That cozy little scene took place about eleven months after Deanna and I had gone out together a few times. The photo was taken during Deanna’s birthday party. She and I had only gone out on three or four dates together. But in the great little Town of Patten, Maine - way up there in Penobscot County - during 1968-69, when you hit that third anniversary mark in your dating relationship, no one else would date you until you and your partner broke up.

On our third or fourth date, I became casually aware that Deana and I were not meant to be together any longer. So during my next Saturday night in town, when I met a different pretty Patten girl, I asked my new female acquaintance to accompany me to the movie show playing in the old, worn out Patten Opera House that night.

Jeeze oh wiz! The way she reacted! Well, shoot man, you’d have thought I had asked her to have my baby! Or to just go get in some real quick practice at it.

That attractive young lady had twisted her upper body up and back away from me, with a dark, harsh frown deeply chiseled into her lovely kisser, and she very tersely said, “NO! You’re going steady with Deanna Cauldwell! Aren’t you?”

My shocked reply was, “No! We only went out a couple of times! I haven’t asked her to go steady yet.”

Then the lovely young lady explained Patten’s three date rule to me. I told her I had no idea I was supposed to inform Deana that I wasn’t planning to ask her out anymore. Let’s just say, on that Saturday night, I was glad the new girl understood.

That three date rule actually worked most of the time. The resulting monogamy cut down on wicked-bad arguments, fist fights between jealous boys and such.

Up in that photograph, the long-haired-long-legged-good-lookin’ girl all the way to the left was the mailman’s daughter. Her family lived on Rural Route 11, near Bumpas Hill, between Katahdin Lodge and Patten. The family had a nice sized, healthy vegetable garden out in their dooryard. The mailman, his sweet and gregarious wife and their attractive teen daughter worked that garden to near-perfection together; all through the short North Woods growing season that serious gardeners are saddled with up there.

On most days, at least once a day, my daily bear hunting guide responsibilities required me to travel by their inviting, well maintained, mid-sized country home. If any of the mailman’s family members were out in their garden, when I was briskly motoring past, we exchanged friendly, sincere waves of our hands.

Everyone living on that road waved to any passing vehicles they saw going by, and local drivers all waved back. That was just one such wonderful way that people everywhere up there, in amongst that heavily forested section of God’s Country, got along real well.

During 1968-69, for the entire God-given time that I was a resident of Maine, I longed to get to know the mailman’s daughter.

Before that evening at the birthday party, she and I had never met each other. And she had one, steady boyfriend, the entire time I was up there, back then. Consequently, whenever I was motoring by her house, when she was out in the garden, I could never slow down and pull into her dooryard, to stop and strike up a flirtatious conversation with her.

When her long time, steady boyfriend was off beginning his first semester at college, on my last friggin night in Maine, before I reported for U.S. Army basic training at Ft. Dix, New Jersey, the next morning, she and I finally met.

Man o’ day, was I ever happy to be sitting with her and enjoying our first conversation, which I had so desired for almost a year. Except I had to hold back on the flirtatious part, because it would have been very rude in the company of our mutual friends and acquaintances.

I had to leave the party while it was still going good, because I had an early flight to catch the next day. But while I was saying my so-longs to all of my treasured and lovingly remembered friends there, I couldn’t believe it when the mailman’s daughter asked me for a ride home.

But alas, even though common sense softly whispered into my ear that her boyfriend was going to hookup with some fine, young college coed and breakup with her real soon, I was a complete gentleman to her that night.

I knew that most boy-girl relationships don’t last too long when one of the two goes off to college by themselves. That information could have easily allowed me to circumvent feeling guilty, if I had gotten the mailman’s daughter to ‘go parkin’ with me on the way up Rt. 11 to our separate homes, to stop and get the windows of the pickup truck all steamed up.

Problem was: there were too many small town type nosy witnesses there at Deanna’s house. They were sure as I knew ‘um gonna snoop around the next day to find out exactly what time that she gotten home that night.

And they probably did it too.

I had to take her straight home, past all of the good, safe ‘parkin spots’ over in the dark fields and woods roads up there. I made it a short, but oh so intensely sweet, goodnight conversation with her in her family’s driveway.

Any other way of conducting myself would have caused her a lot more small town trouble than it would have for me.

The next morning, I was beginning another great traveling adventure, one that could have gotten me killed in Vietnam. Had I chosen the way of the cad that night, she was going to be left there all alone to face the gossip and scorn of a typical small town in America, while I went on my merry way into the U.S. Army.

I cannot honestly say that I have never chosen to be a cad.

I can honestly state that nothing untoward happened on that beautiful night in Maine, when I finally met the mailman’s daughter.

If you look at how she is reclined there close to me, you will notice that she had obviously sat down next to me, because her shapely left side is resting slightly, softly over onto my right side. That’s all I needed, on that final evening of my youthful, civilian life, that and her request for the ride home, is all that I needed to be quite contented in knowing that she was also attracted to me. That the beautiful young lady and I could have been close friends and lovers, had circumstances permitted us to.

Who was it said, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, if you try sometimes, you’ll get what you need?”

Oh yeah, it was that scrawny little limey Michael Phillip Jagger and his Rolling Stones who said that.

That Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stone’s song sings about a fact of life that was paramount for blessed little me. Because, even though the mailman’s beautiful daughter was never the grateful recipient of the natural pleasures of the complete Dave Crews experience, you can bet your bippy that a goodly little number of other country girls around town sure ’nuff were.

And it was my pleasure to have been of some useful service to the several deserving lovely young ladies of Maine, whom I was blessed to have known well.

Thanks ladies, it was real.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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Hanging Out In Ballard’s Citco Gas Station

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:37 am
Arnie Ballard and friends

That’s Arnold Ballard at the left, but I don’t remember the other two guys. This was in Ballard’s Full Service Citco Gas Station in Patten, Maine. Arnie’s father owned it. I took this series of photos to show my family and friends back in Dundalk, Maryland–a suburb of Baltimore–what it was like hanging out in town on a Saturday night.

Now that I see this old photo in this format, it comes to front that the most important historical angle to it is the hair cuts of those two guys. They look like the carefully crafted styles that many of my contemporaries wore through the ’60s.

Hey! Don’t the guy all the way to the right in the back look like he’s figuring on going bald, before he’s out of his twenties? He’s already training his forward comb over!

If that fellow is still alive and sees this: “Sorry old pal, I couldn’t resist”.

Citco Station

Citco boys

I just fit right in up there in Patten, Maine. It may look like those fellows in that photo are shutting me out of their inner circle, but I had a comfortable leaning spot in amongst that circle of friends and buddies just off to the left. I had shifted position to take the photograph.

Oh yeah. I definitely fit right in.

Even though I fit right in up there, I was always aware that if at least the past two, no, three generations of a person’s family hadn’t been born and raised within oh, say sixty miles of the town of Patten, then that person would always be “from the outside.”

I respected that.

They had a tough life up there livin’ in the woods.

When there were local jobs available, the work was usually fairly hard and often dangerous. If they became injured or ill, it was their family, friend or neighbor who drove them the hour or more it might take to get to the nearest hospital. Those folks up there relied on one another for their survival. Everybody looked out for each other.

The kids from Patten and the other small towns in the area would often go to each other’s dances and parties. And I went to most of them too, often with my best friend, Gary McCarthy. He and I picked up some sweet babes together, at those countryfied teenage social affairs.

Early one relaxed, mid-summer’s Saturday evening, just before the night’s teen fun and country kid style action was about to commence ta’ happening in northern Maine, Gary McCarthy and I were sitting next to each other, while sipping sodas, on swivel stools at the lunch counter in the Patten Drug Store.

Gary turned to me and said, “Dave, if you get into a fight with a guy from another town, then by jeeze, it’ll be me and you against him back to back; I’ll fight any of his friends who try to hit you from behind. But! If you get into a fight with a guy from the Town of Patten? It’ll be him, me and the rest of the town against you.”

I had no problem with that. I admired them for the way that they stuck together.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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Katahdin Lodge and Camp’s Business Card

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:30 am

Katahdin Lodge's business card

If you’ll notice, this business cards says that the post office for Katahdin Lodge is located in Smyrna Mills, Maine. Not Patten, as is said throughout all of my Northern Maine Adventure writings and is on the painted signs in the dead bear photos.

Patten, Maine was the original post office for the Lodge. And in 1969, we had to pick up our mail in town. I enjoyed doing so.

Sometime between 1970, when I was home on leave from the Army, and 1977, when I returned to the Lodge to live and work, mail delivery service had begun.

Finley had changed post offices in the early ’70s. He claimed that too many people in Patten knew too much of his business from knowing what kind of mail the Lodge was receiving. And then gossiping about it.

I don’t know about that. I think that maybe it was just a little bit of paranoia brought on by Finley’s Korean War induced Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

In all small town/little village types of populations around the whole wide world, gossip happens.

Small town gossip was one of the aspects of my northern Maine adventures that was quite interesting and entertaining to me. And that aspect of my adventures is all laid out in amongst my published short stories, which are instantly accessible through the links at the top right of this page, under: My Work That Is Published In Maine.

Patten is where we, at the Lodge, went to town for some of our supplies and most of our socialization needs. It is 10 or 11 miles south of the Lodge. The town’s commercial section is about two city blocks long.

Smyrna Mills is about the same distance from the Lodge as Patten is. Both in mileage and travel time. With a trip to Smyrna taking a few minutes longer. But Smyrna only had one small, country store for a ‘commercial district’.

Patten had far more personality than Smyrna. It may still today. I don’t know though. I just found a new web site for the Town of Smyrna, and the area looks like it is doing better today than it was when I used to pass through there on a regular basis.

P-town has more than twice the population of Smyrna, and as far as I know, that census number for Patten has never topped 2,000 souls.

I can only speak for the limited time that I lived and worked up in Maine, but, back then, for my own personal tastes, Patten had more good living per cubic inch than anyplace else on earth.

As far as I know, of coarse.

No matter what, for me, in Northern Maine, Patten was where the action was.

In all of those little towns, during the 1968-69 era, the crime rate was nearly zilch, nada’, not a problem. And whether I was either in a place of business in one of those towns, or out riding around with some Mainer kids in their vehicle, on a Saturday night, I left the key in the ignition of the vehicle that I had driven to town in. There were no vehicle thieves to be seen anywhere, in or around the Katahdin Valley.

In early 1968, when I was still living in Dundalk, Md., crimes did happen, but it was not bad here: people left car windows open all night; this was before everyone had air conditioners, so homes had wooden screen doors that would never thwart just a mildly determined criminal’s evil intentions; our homes had screened windows that stayed open all night long in hot weather; some burglaries did happen and were often somewhat of a fear; but armed robberies, muggings and other violent crimes rarely ever happened in my neighborhood.

1968 Dundalk was not a violent or dangerous area, like Baltimore’s dank, rotting harbor area neighborhoods were in those days. That is where the world famous tourist destinations of the Inner Harbor and Fells Point are today.

My Uncle Finley K. Clarke, his sister–my mother Doris, my Aunt Martha (nee Thomas), my father–Bob Crews and all of their brothers and sisters grew up together in the Bethlehem Steel owned company mill town of Sparrows Point, Maryland. “The Point” was an easy eight minute drive from my parent’s, two sister’s and my Dundalk home. During the entire history of that small Town of Sparrows Point, there were virtually never any crimes committed at all.

I spent a lot of time “down The Point” at my grandparents’ homes. The Clarke and Crews families were members of the St. Matthews Episcopal Church down there. The Thomas’s may have been too. I don’t remember whether they were or not, but they went to church on The Point. I was down The Point for most Sundays, every holiday and many days in between. It was an American community where you could comfortably walk around feeling 99.9999% positively certain that you would never be anywhere near an occurring crime.

Thankfully, the relaxing nearly crime free life of Patten, Maine was nothing new to Fin, Marty, me or anyone else our my families.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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Splittin’ Wood and Workin’ Hard

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:26 am

Splittin wood

That’s me, when I was finishing up with splitting 19 cords of hardwood, for firewood. I worked on that wood pile for 9 or 10 hours a day, for 10 weekdays, during 2 weeks in the late summer of 1969. My Uncle Finley bought the wood and had it delivered to Katahdin Lodge in nearly full length tree sized sections. The Lodge only had wood stoves for heat, and 19 cords was enough to last through the entire upcoming winter. Gary Glidden (Finley’s other bear hunting guide) did the chainsawing work to cut the tree length sections up into those short lengths. Then I split ‘um up and stacked ‘um up good and proper.

Cleaning up after wood splittin

Cleaning up after those two weeks of splitting wood. That’s me with my back to you, Finley lookin’ at you and two of our paying bear hunters who enjoyed pitching in to help out a little.

Heh, heh, yeah; those other three men were helping me clean up the little wood chips and scraps that were scattered on the ground at the end of my 90-some man hours of wood splitting and stacking; but nobody at all ever got between me and the splittin’ axes, mauls and wedges when I was steadily swingin’ heavy steel and making small chunks of firewood from great big tree trunks.

Do you see that 1967 or maybe ‘68 Chevy pickup truck back there, in the photo?

That was my favorite vehicle of all times to drive.

It had: four wheel drive; large sized, heavy duty, all seasons-mud-snow super gripping tires; a flat head type of 290 cubic inch straight six-cylinder engine; a four-speed standard transmission with a “granny gear”; and a stick shifter on the floor.

The granny gear was first gear. It was there to drive real slow with through mud and snow, or to get the truck slowly moving when it had an extra heavy load to haul. We Katahdin Lodge drivers normally used that four speed as a three speed, never employing first gear till the going got really rough–like in a wheel swallowing, mucky, oozing ol’ quagmire.

Driving with a standard transmission gives a driver much more control of the vehicle’s precise speed. It runs tighter on both the acceleration and deceleration. The deceleration effect also helps slow the vehicle down for curves or going down hills. I knew and had always made good use of the basics of those facts but was actually given a very worthwhile tip for developing better, standard transmission, driving skills by one of the Lodge’s paying bear hunters from Massachusetts. The tip was to shift gears less frequently and at slightly higher RPMs than when most people shift. That allows a driver much better control of the vehicle, it is easier to change gears and with much smoother riding–if you do it right. I always had an open mind for learning such things.

The truck had neither power brakes nor power steering. That lack of power assist was best for the way that we had to drive up there in northern Maine in order to get our daily business taken care of. Or when I was just driving around enjoying the wild and wonderful Maine countryside with a girlfriend or other friends.

Having no power assist on the steering makes it much harder to turn the steering wheel, because it gives a lot of resistance to a driver’s manipulations of the front wheels. That forces wheel handling efforts to steer the vehicle much more precisely, which was better for driving at higher than posted speeds on Maine’s wild and woolly, twisty-turny, hump and downy, two lane tar-topped, gravel or dirt country roads. We always averaged 5 to 15 MPH over the speed limit.

No power brakes made it much less likely that we Katahdin Lodge drivers would brake too hard and fast and bash some passenger’s face or head against the dashboard or something. Like when we were carefully traversing the rough old, washed out, rocky, mud puddley logging roads, old overgrown farm fields and such in the back-in-the-woods places where we used to drive when bear baiting. We were constantly, gently applying the brakes in those rough situations. And we definitely did not want to brake too hard and fast and go out of control if a wild animal, domestic pet, pedestrian, stalled vehicle, slow moving piece of humongous farm machinery or maybe a whole herd of milk cows ’suddenly appeared’ in the road in front of one of us.

On one late winter, Saturday evening in Maine, just after a cold, quiet darkness had eased on down over Rural Route 11, between the Lodge and the Town of Patten, I was on my way into town for a Saturday night date with my girlfriend, when a whole herd of cows did ’suddenly appear’ in front me all across the freezing, friggin road.

To my discredit, this happened at a clearly marked cattle crossing. Cows have the absolute right away at cattle crossings. Cows who have full, uncomfortably expanding udders, and whom are heading for the milking barn, make way for neither man, beast nor fast moving motor vehicle.

Oh jeeze! The plump and pretty little dairy farmer’s wife was standing there in the middle of Rt. 11 next to her herd of crossing cows and she was all-a-jumping up and down, frantically waving her arms up in the air and forcefully holding out a tightly gripped, lit kerosene lantern at me.

Fortunately, I knew how to tap brakes like them ABS brake systems do for most of you.

Consequently, instead of plowing into the farmer’s wife and a half a dozen or so udder swollen milk cows, I slid sideways and over into the snowbank a bit–whilst skillfully tapping down on the brakes till the truck came to a safe stop.

That was my fought. I was thinking about where my girlfriend and I could go ‘parking’, after going to see a movie, instead of paying my usual full attention to the road.

If we don’t respect the farmer’s rights, how in the hell are we gonna’ eat?

Man o’ day! I was embarrassed and ashamed at making that nearly tragic mistake!

One mistake like that, and I’d have been sent packing back down to my parents’ house in Dundalk, Maryland. I’d probably have never seen Patten, Maine again.

But nothing like that ever happened.

Anyways, the point is that I prefer the precise handing capabilities of a standard-shift-it-yourself transmission and no power steering or brakes for when I really wanna’ Rock n’ Roll out on some good old country roads.

But, then, come to think of it now, for most of you’s (”you’s” is my Baltimore accent showing through), you’s had best stick to power everything and ABS brakes for your vehicles. You may own a big-ass SUV with four-wheel drive and all that lot, but ya’ gotta’ be able to drive Northern Mainer style to do it how we Katahdin Lodge drivers done it.

That’s a well earned bit of braggadocio for sure.

19 cords of firewood split and stacked

Those barely visible, nice and neatly stacked, piles of firewood over in the woodshed there to the right are just the ‘tip of the iceberg’ from all that firewood that I split and stacked in the late summertime of 1969. I loved doing it.

And you see those piles of wood there that are not covered? Well they got covered with tarps later that day. I can’t stand seeing firewood being stored uncovered. Leaving a firewood supply go uncovered wastes the wood by allowing it to get wet from rain and snow and to rot. That makes it very difficult to get a home heating fire burning good with the moist, partially rotted wood.

There were two things at Finley’s lodge that were never left out in the yard uncovered.

One was firewood, the other was tools.

Fin stored his rakes, shovels, mauls, picks, mattocks and other garden type tools in a building or tucked up under a building’s eave and hanging from some nails–in order to keep rain and snow off the wooden handles and metal heads. Finley K. Clarke never in his life owned a wooden handled garden tool that had any rust or rot on it.

I appreciate that. Makes sense to me to take care of the equipment right. You never know when you’re really gonna’ need it.

I believe that splitting wood is better exercise than pumping iron–lifting free weights. Like when using the weight lifting equipment that was set up in the weight room down in the basement of the old YMCA, in my home town of Dundalk, Maryland. During my early teenage years, I lifted weights “at the Y” several times a week.

Neither of those two physical endeavours, though, weight lifting or wood splitting, are as good exercise as swimming.

During four summers of my youth, from 1961 to ‘64, I attended Red Cross swimming courses, including a life saving course, and swam many laps every summer at Baltimore County’s Merritt Beach, in Dundalk. The beach was right down the street from the home that I grew up in. I was still swimming there regularly in 1965, when Baltimore County closed the beach to swimmers; it was closed due to water pollution from Bethlehem Steel Mill in Sparrows Point, Maryland.

Those Red Cross water safety and swimming qualifications made me somewhat more valuable as a professional outdoorsman, a Maine Guide; because I had the ability to save drowning fishermen or fisherwomen, canoeists, boaters, swimmers or somebody who accidentally fell into some deep water.

As a teenager, I also used to get plenty of exercise while being paid to mow and trim lawns in the summer, and to shovel snow from sidewalks and driveways during the winter.

So ya’ see, that 1969 wood spitting and stacking experience was my type of preferred exercise. And that “wood chopping” (a quote from my city kid days) work, like the swimming, mowing and snow shoveling, was all done outside, where I enjoy spending my time the most.

Before I started that wood splitting and stacking job each day: I had to water seven hound dogs, two Bobcats and one ornery horse; and I had to help Fin and Gary load some 250 to 450 pound 55 gallon drums full of rotting, stenching, maggot covered bear bait onto Katahdin Lodge trucks.

Then Fin and Gary went out riding ’round the beautiful Maine countryside bear baiting. While I worked steady at the hard labor task of splitting and stacking firewood.

Later, during each evening: I had to feed and water the animals; and like every other evening during bear season, I had to go out and gather up a few of our paying bear hunters from the woods; I had to track any bears that our hunters had shot at–sometimes with Finley and/or Gary and sometimes by myself; even through the deep, dark woods at nighttime, but always unarmed; if any of our hunters killed a bear, we had to carry it out of the woods to the truck; then we guides had some bear skinning to do, when we finally made it back to the Lodge.

Fortunately, during those two weeks, when I was working on that 19 cords of firewood, Monday thru Friday, Fin and Marty only made me mow the lawn and trim the weeds, on their large piece of cleared ground around the Lodge, on Saturday or Sunday.

And I was responsible for cleaning up the dog crap. About twice a week, I had to shovel up what the five hound dogs who were chained to five individual dog houses dropped on the ground. About twice a month or so, I had to scrub out the wooden floored dog pen where two Beagles lived.

The Bobcat pen got cleaned out about twice a month too. It’s a dirty job, but someone had to do it. Animals who rely on human care deserve that kind of good treatment.

Except for during those 10 days of building up those humongous stacks of firewood, I performed all of the afore mentioned morning, evening and weekend tasks plus went out bear baiting and guiding bear hunters 6 days a week. Just like Gary and Finley did. I had a lot of fun while doing it all, too.

During the entire time that I worked for my Aunt Martha and Uncle Finley, at their Katahdin Lodge and Camps of Patten, Maine, I never worked less than 9 hours a day, 6 days a week.

In fact, at the beginning of bear season, in June of 1969, I worked no less than 14-15 hours a day, for 2 and 1/2 weeks straight. Without a break at all.

And that 14-15 hours a day is what it figures up to after deducting meal times.

Working at the Lodge was quite a broad based challenge to take on and do well at. I was, and still am, proud to have accomplished what I had at Kathadin Lodge.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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Katahdin Lodge and Camp’s Dining Room

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:15 am

Katahdin Lodge and Camp's Dining Room

L to R: Down there at the far end of Katahdin Lodge’s long, wooden dining room table is: Marty; one of her workers, I hope to learn her name again; the goofy gal down there pinching her nose up at the camera is Cathy Glidden; the next woman may be Chuck’s wife because that is Chuck Chanadet there.

This beautiful, but serviceable table was the center of the Katahdin Lodge Universe.

Look at how inviting that area is to human socialization.

Let me rephrase this: Ain’t that a peachy-keen spot for hanging out with family, friends and new acquaintances?

The most obvious thing to all who view this photo is the size and shape of the beautifully grained table. Look at all the room there is for big bowls and full plates of food and friendly folk.

Anyone for Cribbage?

How about a game of Yatzee ?

Man o’ day! We at the Lodge proved how easy it was to get both those games rollin’ on that table with room to spare for numerous kibitzers too.

Less than half the table is visible here!

Down past the end of the table to the left is the living room.

Consequently, people in both the dining room and living room could all join in on any hilarious bantering bouncing about in either good-sized room. And the undoored entrance to the kitchen was directly behind me, when I took the photo. Anyone working in the kitchen, or just hanging out in there talking, could easily become part of some conversation flowing smoothly out in the dining room.

That joint got noisy at times. But it was usually good and friendly noise.

A lot of that noise was the hearty laughter that always followed some well told joke. Especially dirty jokes. And Martha Clarke had the ability to remember and effectively deliver lotsa’ dirty jokes. When I was growing up, and Fin and Marty came to visit my parents at our house, Marty couldn’t hardly wait till my two sisters and I went to bed, so that she could start telling dirty jokes. She most definitely could probably be a popular stand up comedian today. But not back in the 1950s, ’60s and on into the ’70s, because the potency, and her effective delivery, of her hellacious, ever-ready repertoire of filthy jokes was enough to make Lenny Bruce blush.

Take a gander, up into the dining room photo, and check out that long row of uncurtained windows, which are traveling the full length of the dining room and wrapped on around the front of the Lodge’s main building there.

I LOVE HAVING SUNLIGHT COMING IN THROUGH WINDOWS!

Everyone in the dining room had a full, clear view of a large section of the property out there, including the entire horseshoe shaped driveway.

The few times a large wild animal was seen from inside the dining room, everybody there got a good, memorable view of it at the same time.

If any vehicles entered the driveway, you could see whom it was from all over the inside of the dining room area. Nobody had to get up from a scrumptious meal, a good game of cards or an interesting and entertaining conversation to, “See who that is coming in”.

Scrumptious meals? DID I SAY SCRUMPTIOUS MEALS?

Meals at Katahdin Lodge were home cooked and served family style in much heftier proportions than was necessary. Men often gained weight the right way at Katahdin Lodge. Some clients came back on hunting trips just for that factor. For the hunters it was: no stress from who knows what kind of a job, profession or business; lots of fresh air; natural quiet, peaceful time out in the woods alone; and plenty of homemade food. At home they ate carry out and fast food quite a lot. There definitely were guys who were there more for their health than to bag a bear.

We, who either worked at the Lodge or were one of the multitudes of returning guests, always got a kick out of first time guests who didn’t know the ropes of the table yet. The rest of us would be happily sailing along passing around bowls of good food while scooping out healthy, steaming piles of it onto our plates when newbees would be thinking, or grumbling, that there wasn’t enough vitals being served to go around.

But they’d get caught at their mistakes quick and informed, in-no-uncertain terms, “To take it easy man; that one bowl of fresh mashed potatoes ya got yur mitts on there isn’t for the whole table; take what ya want; look, here she comes with two more bowls of it. They put several bowls of everything out.”

Or some friendly newbee would go for the last of some vitals laying in the bottom of a food bowl at the same time someone else did; and it was the newbbee’s first meal at the Lodge; and it was the first time during that meal that a bowl was going to be empty; and the newbee would politely say something to the other hungry guy, something like, “Here buddy, there’s only enough string beans left for one person to have a second helping of; here, you can have what’s left of it.”

Which would immediately elicit, from somewhere in amongst the other eaters, “Hold on there my friend! They always keep bringing it out until we can’t eat no-mo. Look! There she comes with another full bowl of it. See? Ya don’t even have to ask; they just pile it on us automatically.”

Most people at the Lodge could only woof down one of the wide, chunky beef steaks served there for supper every Thursday night. One week, we had five college friends come up for a week long bear hunt. Great kids they were. Lotsa’ laughs. Well now. On their Thursday at the Lodge, one of them boys asked my Aunt Martha for a second steak. I’d never seen that happen before.

Marty replied, “Why, sure you can have another one. We always cook a few extra steaks. But this is the first time anyone has ever asked for one. We usually end up chopping them up for David to mix in with the dogs’ food.”

At which one of the other college boys added, “Oh yeah, he can eat! You should see how he piles up his plate in the cafeteria. It looks like feeding time for zoo elephants. But look, (the speaker taps on the beefsteak eater’s flat, six packed tummy) ya see that? He’s captain of the junior varsity wrestling team, he’s plays on the lacrosse team, and he’s a pretty good gymnast too.”

Marty gave Captain Beefeater one of the steaks she already had cooked for such an unlikely event as this.

The cap’n ate it; then she gave him another one.

Woof-woof-woof down the hatch the third steak went.

Meanwhile, Marty was frying up her last two thawed out steaks.

Mighty young Captain Beefeater ate ‘um all.

As he was eating, he looked like a graceful gymnast executing a smooth, well-practiced set of moves on the parallel bars.

Meanwhile, Marty was working in the kitchen, cleaning up after supper. And from where she was washing the dishes, she could turn to look backwards and see the beef eater out there in action.

As the mighty young lad was finishing his last few bites of steak, Marty stepped to the doorway between the kitchen and dining room and leaned against the inside door frame.

As soon as the last little chunk of meat came off of Captain Beefeaters fork, into his mouth, Marty picked up his empty plate. And she gleefully declared, to the comfortably seated group of the Cap’n Beefeater’s onlookers and well wishers, “Ya know? I only did that to see a good lookin young man eat five steaks at once.”

The place erupted into warm laughter.

And that food attitude was the main reason why certain ones of the Lodge’s guests were return clients.

It’s called fishing, not catching. You don’t always catch fish when you try to. It’s called hunting, not wholesale meat delivery service. There were no guaranteed hunts at Katahdin Lodge.

If you can’t be satisfied with only having great times out in the natural environment of the deep woods, don’t go hunting or fishing there.

At Katahdin Lodge and Camps, in Moro Plantation—Moro, Maine, at the bottom western edge of Aroostook County, post office address Patten, Maine, there were no guaranteed results for hunting or fishing.

What was guaranteed was, “The best of hunting, fishing, and backwoods hospitality.”

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008





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That Ornery Horse

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:12 am

That Ornery Horse

That is my mother, Finley’s older sister Doris, on that ornery horse; Finley’s chit chatting with the beast, they were best of friends; the woman standing back there on the Lodge’s boardwalk is Doris and Finley’s mother, my Grandmom Clarke.

Very few people ever got anywhere on that ornery horse. He sure was ornery to me. And when I rode him, he wouldn’t go hardly one darn direction that I wanted him to.

That horse was real sneaky rascal.

One time an experienced horseman, who was a paying guest at the Lodge, was showing me how to saddle that horse. And the darned horse snuck a peek backwards to see where my feet were placed. Then he casually placed his hard hoof down onto the top of my relatively soft foot. Now that’s a sneaky rascal.

And the whole dang time I lived and worked at Katahdin Lodge it was me who watered the horse in the morning, fed and watered him in the evening and mucked out his stinking muckin’ little barn.

He was a pest too.

Anytime I was mucking out his two stalls, in the little horse barn my Uncle Finley had built for him, I had to shut the door to keep him out there, or he’d come in to just stand there and harass me. I would be steadily shoveling his horse manure out of his living space, and he would ease on in next to me, then lean over against me and pin me up against the wall.

What an ingrate!

I’m no horseman at all.

I only tried to get him go for a nice long ride back to Hale Pond once, but he wouldn’t go more than a hundred yards down the mile long woods road to Hale. I knew my limitations with him, so I never tried to ride him again.

No big deal. When that horse was under my care he got treated like he should. I always gave him his necessities, along with a few gentle words and a light, friendly scratch to his face, no matter what the weather or anything or anybody else was doing. I worked on his schedule. That’s only fair.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008






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Chet and Suzann Chase Went Snowshoeing With Marty

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:08 am

Chet and Suzann Chase Went Snowshoeing With Marty

Chester Chase, his wife Suzann Chase and Marty after snowshoeing back to Hale Pond.
pssst: is that dog up ‘ees butt?
My Uncle Finley, Aunt Martha and I all enjoyed going out snowshoeing. It is great exercise.

When walking on snowshoes, you always wear at least one less outer layer of warm clothing; or you will become overheated and begin to perspire profusely. You usually take off the heavy coat you normally have to wear outside during cold weather. If you do wear too much warm clothing, when snowshoeing, you will not walk very far before you will become very uncomfortable and you’re inner most layers of clothing will be soaked with sweat. Then you will take your outer coat off and in no time you are chilled to the bone by your freezing sweat.

Snowshoes can break. Accidents can happen. And a personal health problem or emergency may arise at the worst time, like at the beginning of a snowstorm in the farthest place you have ever snowshoed to. Be prepared for such problems.

Whenever you are out in the woods, no matter what you are doing, always carry two different, reliable fire sources. Like waterproof matches and a fully filled windproof lighter. And stow them in two different places, in two different layers of clothing, or one fire source in a clothing pocket and one in a backpack pocket.

When you are either working or having fun, or in many cases having fun at working, in the Great Outdoors, you either follow the rules that experienced outdoors enthusiasts tell you about, or you will suffer.

So listen to and heed any safety info or instructions that your experienced, professionally qualified ski instructor, scout leader, salesperson in an outdoors outfitter’ store, Maine Guide, author, etc. offers or gives to you.

For many of us, nothing is much better than a good day in the Great Outdoors.

For all of us, nothing is much worse than being the victim of an unsafe, preventable, tragic situation in the Great Outdoors.

When you are out in the Great Outdoors, please heed the advice and unbendable rules of outdoors experts.

I’d have died forty years ago, out in the wide woods of northern Maine, if I hadn’t listened to and heeded what I was taught, by them as knows their ’stuff’.

Please be safe on all of your outdoors excursions.

And say hello to a tree for me.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008






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Was She His Wife or Not?

Category: Northern Maine Adventures Photo Album — David @ 1:03 am

Itailian man and his woman

This “married” couple were the only paying guests at Katahdin Lodge the week they were there. He owned a nice Italian restaurant in New York City, and he said that she helped run it.

At the Lodge we all were steadily interacting socially as we ate three big family style meals a day, played card games and Yatzee (no real gambling ever), and watching something good on the TV. It was during those hours of fun that this “married” couple slipped up a few times during conversation and revealed that they were not husband and wife. The kicker was when the woman and a local Mainer man up to visit for the evening were discussing where and how to store, handle and enjoy the best of wines, whiskeys, homemade beer (the Mainer’s forte’) and other spirits. The “wife” didn’t know where the restaurant stored and babied it’s private, most desirable reserve stock of extremely expensive booze.

My Aunt Marty was partly in on that conversation and some other one too. Marty could hold her own in any conversation what would arise at the Lodge. She heard her Mainer friend begin to discuss what kind of an area in his home was best for storing the little bit of semi-expensive private stock that he kept on the nice cool bottom shelf of his wife’s pantry. He cocked his head towards the Italian man’s female companion and inquired where the best booze in their NYC restaurant received it’s required long periods of rest and recreation. That poor, flustered little gal didn’t know! She didn’t really work in the restaurant. Ya know darn well yourself that the wife of a top notch restaurant owner always has something to do with the care and treatment of their top-shelf ignorant oil—even the best of boozes can trick ya into actin ignorant, if you drink too much of it. I can still see Martha Clarke walking into the kitchen, shakin her head and muttering “sheeeshes”.

In 1968-69, unmarried couples were NOT permitted to do the double-backed beast at Fin and Marty’s lodge.

When that Italian guy had to stealthily slide on into the wine cellar vs. pantry shelf conversation to save his mistress and himself from being exposed as unlawful fornicators, it was the 3rd such mistake in 5 days that they made. Marty had heard enough. She then knew for sure that she and Finley K. had been duped into allowing those two New Yorkers to come up for a week and take immoral advantage of Katahdin Lodge and Camp’s “Best of hunting, fishing and backwoods hospitality.”

But the week was almost over, the money was good, and they were two fully-grown adults. They weren’t welcome back there though. Marty said if they called again for a reservation she’d turn them down.

That Italian guy’s major pet peeve in life was how Jewish grandmothers conduct themselves in the best restaurants. “They always send something back to the chef. They make a big deal of their entrance into the crowded dining room, fuss over and try to refuse the first table offered to them, and they always eat about a third of the entree’ then complain about it till the waiter tromps on back into the kitchen with it and informs the p.o.’d chef that the old lady was gonna raze holy hell about the service there with whomever in city government she actually did know and occasionally bribe. The chef and maitre d’ always agreed to allow the bamboozling silver/blue/aqua-marine haired matron to have a new, larger chunk of entree’.” Then he said sumthin bout the inevitable dismallity of the tips garnered from such a trying, but regular customer.

The clandestine couple and I did some good rabbit hunting over in the woods across Rural Route 11 there in front of the Lodge. There were two beagles living at the Lodge, but only one was ever taken out of their slat wood and chain link fence dog pen to go hunting with, or for any other reason. They were permanently sequestered up there at the wood line behind the Lodge but with a full view of the front driveway and all. There number one doggy duty was to bark a lot at anything coming out of the woods behind the Lodge and everyone driving into the dooryard. I had never rabbit hunted before I moved to Maine in the fall of ‘68, but it wasn’t no problem getting to learn how to do so with a dog. First rule I’s taught is don’t shoot the dog or allow anyone else to.

Good Snowshoe Rabbit Beagles sniff and sniff and dig into snow and go and go all round till a rabbit jumps. Then the dog instinctively runs that rabbit in circles in tighter circumferences in towards their shotgun toting human partner’s field of fire. They keep it up till the bunny’s shot, killed or crippled and flopping around kickin up snow clouds whilst skaaahrreeemmming at the top of it’s tiny, pink lined, internally bleeding lungs.

Or the rabbit gets away scott-free.

‘They’ say that the absolute optimum most clever thing that a rabbit hunter can do is to always allow the dog to come in and make the kill on any wounded and sqwaukin bugs bunnies. The dog always zeros in on the squeals, zips right in and snaps the hare’s neck bone with a canine’s natural precision and skillful mercy. This, ‘they’ say, will make the dog a better hunter. I believe them.

The illicit lovers and I went ice fishing one day out on Grand Lake Matagamon. It was all of our’s first time. I put the Lodge’s three snowmobiles onto our blue Chevy stake-body farm truck, which was equipped with tandem rear wheels, an 18 foot flat wooden bed and a 2 speed transmission. We had a Ski Doo double track, a Ski Doo single track and a Moto Ski single track. We were using old time pop up flag ice fishing traps. I can’t even find any on the ice fishing web sites. Those ice fishing rigs had X style cross sticks to set across the hole in the ice, you reeled out some line, baited the hook, dropped it in, set the springy little flag pole back onto a catch, and when a fish hit the hook the flag popped up. I suppose that was too easy of a way fishin, so I can’t buy one off the outfitters on the web right now.

When we zoomed out onto Matagamon on the sleds we stumbled right onto several already augured holes in the three foot thick ice. The surface water in the holes was only froze an inch or so thick. We looked all around that wide expanse of flat, inviting lake surface and saw not a soul. I hollered over top the reeng-reeng-reenging sounds of three snowsled’s hard throttled engines for them two to stop and set up the fishing gear they had. I kept flying on across the snow blanketed ice to an island there with a small campfire spot that had a tin can hanging by some baling wire where anybody could melt snow in it to make boiling hot coffee or tea. And I had plenty of tea and sugar with me.

By jeeze now I tell ya, I tweren’t workin on starting a fire for more than second when we heard the sounds of two snowmobiles heading hell-bent-for leather in our direction. Those two screemin machines were being jockeyed at full horse power towards us for some reason. All of a sudden one splits off and makes a b-line straight at me and the other rider went straight to the ‘married’ couple. The rider comin at me was all up in his stirrups and takin quick stock of what I had in my hands and what I was fooling with in the snow. It was then that I realized that a game warden had me in his legal-eye sights. He was looking to fine me for anything I was doing outside of the law.

I chuckled softly at their impressive abilities to skillfully peruse that lake surface from way over there while staying completely unnoticed at the shoreline. Their dogged determination to check us all three out in a flash, so we could not stash any illegally caught fish in the snow was rather unnerving, but welcomed, and that was how they wanted it. Many a fisherperson has built a fire to cook and eat fish caught out of season, over or under sized fish, fish caught by someone without a valid fishing license or perfectly legal specimens that a fisherman could eat a few of while catching more fish till they can take home the daily catch limit but still over catch for the day. As I realized all this, I involuntarily let out a laugh, slapped the palms of my thickly mitted hands onto the three layers of warm pants upon my thighs, and I happily rolled back into the snow covered island and pulled out my valid fishing license for the warden. Them two finest kind of Maine woodsmen had scoped and swooped down upon us good and proper.

It was a fine afternoon just outside the north eastern edge of Baxter State Park.

We three fisherpersons each caught one or two apiece, kept the couple of real whoppers on our stringer for dinner later, and rode on back to the truck. It was parked in by the damkeeper’s home.

Then I couldn’t figure out an easy way to ride the sleds back up onto the long, wooden truck bed. The Lodge hardly ever trucked any sleds anywhere. If we had, then Finley would have made some solid and safe custom ramps for it. I had used high snowdrifts back at the Lodge to ride up onto the truck, and it was easy to jump the sleds a foot or two down onto the highest bank in the gatekeeper’s driveway. Then I saw just where I could motor up enough speed to climb a snow bank and pop onto the truck. But I had to drive out the driveway and go turn the truck around to be able to back it up to the makeshift snow ramp where the sleds could be ridden onto the truck.

I got into the truck and they followed me out the driveway on their sleds. I turned right at the road, stopped and signaled them to wait there by the snow ramp, and I moseyed on in towards the northern entrance to Baxter. There was about a foot of hard packed snow on the road with maybe eight inches of new, soft stuff. A pickup truck had cut tire tracks into the loose powder.

It looked OK to me!

I got stuck down at the bottom of a slight hill that levels out in front of the park gate. The gate was closed for the winter. It had to have been a four wheel drive pickup that made the tire tracks. The four tandem rear wheels of the farm truck were just wider enough more then the pickup truck tracks to get me into trouble. Consequently, what happened was my truck’s front tires rolled along nicely while the wider tracked rear ones experienced just a little too much resistance from the snow.

I had never put snow chains on a vehicle in my life. I struggled and struggled down in under the sides of the truck bed while trying to put the set of chains on. There was always a good set of chains behind the seat of every Lodge owned truck. I’d cram the end of chains in under a tire, try to force it as far as I could with my freezin fingers then climb up into the cab and try to ease backwards onto the chain—inch by inch. Maybe woulda got it if that Italian city slicker had had enough sense to ride in on the snowmobile to see where the hell I had gotten to?

I just gave up and walked back to the dam keeper’s house. My two fishin partners were in there warming up with cups of hot coffee. When the gatekeeper heard of my predicament, he apologized for not coming to look for me. The New Yorkers had figured that I had gone for a joy ride in the park, so they told the dam keeper I was just young and goofing off.

When the middle-aged dam keeper there saw my truck, he knew that his pickup could not pull it out of there. So he drove us fisherpersons the 20 some miles back into Patten and then the 10 or 11 miles up Rt. 11 to the Lodge. The Italian sat in the middle of the bench seat with his woman setting on his lap. I was scrunched in against the inside of the passenger side door, and the dam keeper was practically pushing the driver’s side door off the side of the truck. It was cramped in there. We had quite an overload of human mass in the cab of that truck. It was rough country roads all the way, and that little lady there kept worrying about cracking her man’s nuts. She kept adjusting her doubled up body this way and that between her man, the dashboard, windshield and roof of the cab. She kept saying, “Ooh, sorry. Did that hurt? You all right? Here honey put your knee here……….” and on and on for 30 freakin miles.

I thought the not only was the dam keeper very kind and generous to us, I was under the false impression that he was enjoying all of our company. He kept smiling nicely. When we arrived in the Lodge’s driveway, the driver refused a 20-dollar bill from the Italian.

As the man and women walked across the dooryard toward the Lodge, Marty stood there in the open doorway looking for answers to several important questions. The first being: where is her farm truck? I was taking a moment to really look that driver in the eye and make sure that he realized that though I was not a native Mainer and country gentleman, I was no city-brained ignoramus who wasn’t willing to return the favor any time. As soon as Marty got a sketch of the facts from the NYC love bunnies, she walked on over and offered the driver a cup of hot coffee. He said yeah, but he had to have it to go.

While Marty fetched him a cup the guy says, “Jayzzus! Those two are somethin else, ain’t they? Did you hear her? That crap really got on my nerves. Didn’t it bother you?”

“Shoot man! I thought you was drivin along havin a good old time over there. You was smiling all the way.”

He shook his head and said, “Keeeyryst almighty! I wanted to climb out the guhdamned window before we was even so far as Fifefield’s (Wildland Store). I kept lookin over at you to see if you was just as miserable as I was. That is one aggravating beech with a lame ass excuse for a man, that’s for sure.”

He eased up on that when Marty was close enough to hand him the cup of coffee through his opened window. Marty chatted with him some and they exchanged tid bits of small town gossip real quick. Marty wasn’t dressed for the cold night, and as she said bye to him and scooted on back into the Lodge, he wheels the truck around, looks at me one more time, rolls his eyes up at the stars, and quips, “And you gotta live with them two for week! I hope you can take it. See ya later.”

Fin was out of state on National Guard duty at the time. So the next morning Wayne Birmingham came up just about daybreak to get me. He drove a mid sized six-cylinder car, but was taking me out to where his Skidder was parked back in the woods, and he had a logging job going. I was darn lucky that he was cutting pulpwood that close to where I got stuck. That was the first time I rode with him, and he was one of the most highly skilled drivers up there. Didn’t know it at first though. I was fearfully fidgeting around all over my side of the front seat as he drove on snowy road faster than I ever knew was possible. It turned into white-knuckle time for me. I can still see a faint image of his huge, chuckling grin as he pointed at the knuckles on my right hand as it gripped the dashboard as tight as I could.

I’m looking over at this guy who I barely knew yet, cept for a few gatherings of 10 or 15 friends and family at the Lodge, and he’s looking at me the same way I watched comedy movies.

“Slow down Dave. We’re not in any danger. Look. You see that softer snow there on each side of the main tire tracks? Watch. I’m keeping the sides of my tires dug into it. Now just sit back and watch on this curve. The car is not sliding at all. OK. Now I’ll drive on the hardest packed part where the previous drivers kept their tires. Here it goes. Feel it start to slide? Don’t worry. Those snow banks will stop us nice and softly if anything happens. Now pay attention as I go a little faster with the tires just into the soft line of snow. See. No slipping at all. That’s all ya gotta do. Try it on the way out. You’ll see.”

That was one of the most valuable lessons anyone ever gave me. It wasn’t long till I was a pro at that driving technique. Gives me a lot of confidence, security and safety when driving in the snow.

The very best example that I can give you of that is the time that I went in to pick up my Baltimore County Taxicab to begin a twelve hour shift at a little past 5 PM, and there was a little less than a half inch covering of snow on everything. And the storm was starting off just right. The flakes were coming down small, steady and softly. No wind was howling and driving snow into everything to make it rough. It was dry stuff. Very artistically fluffy. It slowly sculpted, smoothed and distorted everything on every lawn. Inch by inch, hour by hour. All night long.

About two hours into it the snow flakes began to gradually take on some heft and heavy attitude. Now it was coming down in the very way that I enjoy the most. The flakes stay crispy dry the whole friggin time.

Three hours into my shift and there ain’t much happening on the road. Cept me. That taxicab dispatch radio was Rock n’ Rolling all night long through the early morning all the way till four hours after I was supposed to turn the cab back in. The cash was just a pouring into my eager paws. I was near as contented, relaxed and happy as I could ever be, during that rather rough stretch of my life.

I was in complete control of the vehicle the entire time. To top it off all nice and glorious like, I only had time to stop for one fifteen minute meal break during the entire sixteen hours. Nobody was out anywhere so it was easy to stop and take little leaks in the snow now and then.

When the level of the snow was rising past six inches, the world around me became so quiet and serene that my face developed a near permanent pleasant little smile. It was like all of roads, streets, alleys and highways throughout Eastern Baltimore City and County were reserved for my use only.

The cab customers were thrilled and thoroughly appreciative of the way I was moving through the storm so gracefully and without ever sliding or spinning the wheels more than a few sprits here and there.

The tires were bald. Not bald snow tires either. Swear to it. It was a North Point Cab. A junker. But it ran good that night.

Wayne and I drove on into the woods. It got much more interesting here because the average four wheel drive vehicle owner today would never have tried that trail. Wayne was having a bang-up-time treating me to a good dose of how the average man in Northern Maine drives to survive.

Wayne fired up his skidder and showed me a few deft moves with it. It was all center jointed with very tall tires. It went in around and through the trees with great ease. The snow in the woods was over three feet deep. But that skidder walked all through the woods looking sorta like a dog wagglin through sniffin out rabbits. Wayne ended the show with a brief little front end plow blade dexterity demonstration. He stopped to let me climb up onto the side of the “skidahh” and away we went

It was a one-seater piece of heavy machinery, so I had to hang onto the outside next to the driver’s door. That was one funny and memorable ride. I was hangin off and onto that big, fat, yellow, outer-space-insect lookin woods machine to varying degrees of all there and almost not there. Finally, I couldn’t take it any longer. I had to find out what would happen if I let go and flew on off into a snow bank.

Yeehaaa!

And Wayne loved it. I did that one more time, when I saw this hill top and hill drop coming with the perfect snow drift piled against the snow bank and I let go and launched off right when the skidder hit that weightless kinda feel you get at the top of hills as you crest them and that’s where Wayne and I sealed our new friendship solid.

Then the crazy sum-b is pushing the farm truck back up the hill from the entrance to Baxter and damned if he didn’t snug the skidder’s little front plow blade under the tail end of my 18 foot flat truck bed and lift the rear wheels 3 feet off the road. He took complete control of how my truck steered. I kept turning around sticking my head out the window, looking back at him, laughing hilariously and yelling to him while trying to steer the truck straight. Wayne was in his glory. And now that top-notch Maine woodsman knew I was game for all that kindsa horseplay. Wild and crazy horseplay, but done with well honed skill and actually very safely.

David Robert Crews Copyright 2008






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